Timeline: 3800-3501 BCE

BEFORE

3800 BCE

  • Akharin (34) is fatally wounded in battle. He soon resuscitates, as he is an immortal.

3781 BCE

  • September 18. The triplets Phoebe, Luna, and Seline are born on the mystical island of Avalon.

3760 BCE

  • September 15. The Canaanite gods create the Garden of Eden in Mesopotamia. Within they place two sacred Trees, the Tree of Knowledge and the Tree of Life.1
  • September 21. The Canaanite god El creates a pair of humans, one male and one female, drawing their mass from the earth. Naming the male Adam, El assigns him stewardship of the Garden of Eden.2 El names the woman Lilith.3
  • September 22. Adam and Lilith, in the throes of passion, realize the sexual act, but are unable to agree on who should be prone in their coitus. Adam declares Lilith his subservient, and she rejects this idea outright, claiming their simultaneous creation has cast them as equals. Her intense will allows her to fly out of the Garden and pursue her own desires. Adam complains to El, who sends three angels to return Lilith to the Garden. Lilith, now swimming in what will be called the Persian Gulf, takes down the angels, who agree to allow her freedom, as long as she kills any demonic babies she creates (up to a hundred a day). She agrees.4
  • September 23. El's son Yahweh, who largely hates women, decides to give the now alone Adam a male companion instead. Creating Steve from one of Adam's ribs, Steve and Adam are fast friends. They also immediately begin having sex, with both men alternating dominant positions. After discovering this, the also deeply anti-same sex intercourse Yahweh throws Steve out of the Garden, and doesn't inform anyone of his creation of Steve.5
  • September 28. El creates a second woman, this time from another of Adam's ribs, as a companion for Adam. Adam will eventually name her Eve.6
  • September 29. An abstract entity, the Spirit of Music, briefly appears in the Garden of Eden.7
  • A talking snake with legs convinces Eve, who in turn convinces Adam, to eat a fruit from the forbidden Tree of Knowledge. An angry El casts them out of the Garden as punishment.8

3758 BCE

  • October 1. Eve (2) and Adam's (2) first child, Cain, is born.9

3756 BCE

3740 BCE

  • March 24. Cain (17) murders Abel (16) after El inexplicably rejects an offering of Cain's while favoring one of Abel's. El banishes Cain, but places a tattoo on Cain so as to ward off any retribution sought by others. Cain leaves, eventually founding the Kenites.11

3739 BCE

  • December 28. Eve (31) and Adam's (31) third child, Seth, is born.12

3668 BCE

  • Genetically-engineered reptilians living on Malthus gain self-awareness. They begin exploring science and try to discover their origins. They come to call themselves the Psions.

3632 BCE

3619 BCE

3596 BCE

  • The Source is constructed on Traken. It forces the departure of the old gods of Traken, including Kwanduur.

3553 BCE

  • The Lord of Order Nabu first arrives on Earth. He forges a helmet to channel his mystical power.

3520 BCE

  • April 1. Gaea instigates rebellion by her son Cronus (479) against his father, Ouranos. He uses a sickle and castrates his father, tossing the severed testicles into the sea. The testicles mix with the goddess Thalassa's sea realm, spawning the goddess Aphrodite from the foam. Aphrodite gets up on a giant clam shell, and is blown to the shore by Zephyrus and Aura.13

AFTER

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