Timeline: 3000-2501 BCE

BEFORE

2994 BCE

  • September 18. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, a bizarre creature resembling a pile of noodles, comes into existence. A being of vast power, it creates a pocket realm where it observes Earth, and occasionally gives gifts of beer and strippers.

2949 BCE

  • Births: Puck (February 2)

2942 BCE

  • November 22. The demigod Nimrod is born. He is the great grandson of Utnapishtim/Noah.

2904 BCE

The djinn Genie is tricked into an oil lamp.

2871 BCE

The planet Trill is united under one government.

2777 BCE

December 27. Circe is born to the Eternal Perae and Olympian god Helios in Olympia, Greece.

2715 BCE

The activist Zarabeth (29) is exiled to this time on Sarpeidon from her native year of 2241 CE.

2714 BCE

July 13-18. Commander Spock (39) and Dr. Leonard McCoy (42) (both 2269) are sent back to this era of the planet Sarpeidon through a gateway. They are aided by Zarabeth (30). Spock inexplicably bonds with ancient Vulcan thought processes of the time (though through no encounter with Vulcans) and engages in relations with Zarabeth. Spock and McCoy eventually return to their time.[1]

2713 BCE

April 12. Zar is born to Zarabeth (31) on Sarpeidon. His father is Spock.

2697 BCE

April 20. Zarabeth (46) is killed when she falls into a frozen lake, leaving her son Zar (15) an orphan and all alone.

2693 BCE

Spock (40/2270), via the Guardian of Forever, travels to this time and meets his son Zar (20).

2681 BCE

The Guardians of the Universe create the Manhunter robots, modeling their name and codes of conduct on the Manhunters (Peacekeepers) of Mars. They program them to police the universe as part of their goal of combating evil.

2618 BCE

Forces of the Rutan Host attack Sontar. With the Kaveetch defense failing, scientist Meredid Roath creates a batch of clones, squatter and more durable than a normal Kaveetch, to fight off the Rutans. The clones attack the Kaveetch, and declare themselves the true Sontarans.

2590 BCE

The Time Lord Doctor (eighth incarnation) and Sam Jones (18/1997) visit Stonehenge at the time of its construction. They teach the Great Bear, a tribal leader, the error of his ways.

2585 BCE

January 3. Ashake is born in Egypt.

2572 BCE

The Time Lords Doctor and Susan, and Ian Chesterton (32) and Barbara Wright (30) (both 1963) arrive in the TARDIS in Giza. They inadvertently prevent the assassination of the Pharaoh, and then escape in the TARDIS.

2533 BCE

January 29. The goddess Hestia is born to Rhea (1485) and Cronus (1466). Fearing Ouranos's curse, Cronus swallows his daughter whole.

2530 BCE

April 18. The god Hades is born to Rhea (1489) and Cronus (1469). Shortly after his birth, Cronus swallows him whole.

2528 BCE

December 15. The god Poseidon is born to Rhea (1491) and Cronus (1472). His father subsequently swallows him.

2524 BCE

June 29. The goddess Hera is born to Rhea (1495) and Cronus (1476). She is shortly swallowed by her father.

2521 BCE

October 14. The goddess Demeter is born to Rhea (1498) and Cronus (1479). She is swallowed by her father.

2518 BCE

February 6. Zeus is born to Rhea (1501) and Cronus (1481). When Cronus tries to eat him, Rhea replaces him with a rock, and takes him to the goat lady Amalthea to nurse and raise.

AFTER

1^ Events of Star Trek episode "All Our Yesterdays" (1969).

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