Donald Trump

Name: Donald John Trump
Species: Human?
Date of birth: June 14, 1946
Place of birth: Queens, New York City, New York, United States


Son of a real estate magnate, Donald Trump was the quintessential child of wealth. In his youth, he went on a date with future journalist Murphy Brown. Developing a narcissistic personality, he tried to follow in his father's footsteps. Having neither the intellect nor talent at business, he used his implied wealth and con artistry to succeed in the eye of the public, becoming nearly synonymous with wealth in the United States. Despite this, he was a failure in most business ventures. During this time he briefly met Kevin McCallister. After several bankruptcies, he became a reality TV host, which allowed him a greater public profile, where he began to opine about U.S. president Barack Obama's ethnicity. In 2016, he became the Republican nominee for the presidency largely through his racist stance and faux populism. With the aid of Russian operatives, Republican malfeasance, a pliant media, and certain actions by the FBI, Trump won the electoral college over his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton, who beat him in the popular vote by nearly three million. Trump as president was the most brazenly corrupt, incompetent, and morally bankrupt administration in the country's history.

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